Alone in a cold room, I woke up. There was this weird cloaked guy in front of me, babbling something about how I was supposed to stay here for the rest of eternity...something about atoning for my crimes...I thought "screw this" and told him so. He blasted me with acid. I stabbed him with two daggers, and missed. I kicked him in the groin. He doubled over. I stabbed him. I stabbed him again. And again. And again. The screeching violins in my head didn't stop, so I stabbed him again until he was...well, I'm not sure, but he wasn't there anymore, just this cloak. I took the cloak as memento.
"OK," I thought. "Now what..." I saw some double doors and passed through hell.
Sneaking stealthily through the tunnels, I'd come across these other skeletons. Some had bows. Some had swords. A few slung spells. By a lifetime of training, I knew to hide and only hit when the odds were enormously stacked in my favor. Then I struck. And again! And again! And again! Rinse and repeat. Especially be wary of the crimson ones with their dread purple spells. Eventually I found the stairs, and went up. And there were some other stairs...somewhere else...
Once i encountered this weird half-dead thing with a lean and hungry look. He smelled funny. I stabbed him, again and again and...well, you get the idea. Cue the violence.
At one point, there was this great massive pile of bones, but I was just about worn out from repeatedly stabbing this smaller bone pile. So I teleported away, using a trick an old master had taught me. But he followed! And I was still tired, so exerting my final effort I simply flailed my blades at the thing as fast and hard as I could. And then...
He kept coming! AUUUUGHGHGHGHGH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Yep, I ran down the double hallway into a big room, and...RATS! RATS! TOO MANY RATS! RUN AWAY! Oh wait, STAIRS!!! I scrambled up those things as fast as I could, mere inches ahead of the moving bone-mountain, and found myself, in an existential sense...
Here. The first skeleton shadow blade to walk the earth. Alive.
Well, sort of...
