... those last two lines are so far beyond my capability at this stuff my eyes are trying to spin

Though I think most of that is just recovering from being rather massively ill.
Think I sorta' get it, though. Copy the summon-bit code, fix the bits I want to fix, change the name, and then replace every reference (all three of them besides the summon-bit itself, yes, thank you n++) in the rest of the code to the old function with the new function. Not really sure how to do that last bit appropriately, but I think I can puzzle it out with that. So thanks again, aheh.
E: I'll say this now, though. I do believe I am developing a faintly vehement hatred of the words, "unexpected symbol near '='". Tell me what you're expecting so I can fix it, you bloody annoying thing ;_;
E2: Well, I'm... close. But... not quite:

Is zephyr hound, not gundam. Was fortunately just extra Z in code, not something more exotic. Think I might just have a working addon in a few more minutes!
E3: Damnit, optimism. Now I have to figure out how to get command:blink to point at the right thing ;_;
E4: Holy hell, I just had a couple of extraneous lines. Looks like it works as a .teaa, too! Now to figure out how to upload the blighter :V
E5: And it's
up! Probably kick on a feedback/etc. thread for it in a few seconds, just in case for some odd reason it's eventually needed.