Dumb golem!

[ekolis]

One time I was playing an alchemist and I was in a narrow corridor in a dungeon, and I decided to rest to restore my HP. My golem was standing beside me, but beneath him was a trap. My resting was interrupted by "your golem has died"... hey, what? Oh, he was standing on the trap the whole time, and kept on taking damage from it!

[Grompus]

My personal favourite is my current golem, who hates himself so much that when I get encased in ice he kills himself with Rune of the Rift - it's happened about 5 times now.
Hmmm might be worth testing if he does it with other damaging runes or if its just RotR... pretty frustrating!

[eliotn]

I had golems attack themselves with ice runes before.