Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

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Elkan
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Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#1 Post by Elkan »

Two Chronomancers* are standing in a field.....

One looks up, points and says "hey, is.. is that a * HARBOR* falling out of the sky?"

The other looks up, squints and replies "no... that's just a para-docks"

*Who are both the same chronomancer, go figure...
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Zonk
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#2 Post by Zonk »

*groans* :P
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Hedrachi
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#3 Post by Hedrachi »

Please let this joke spawn an anomaly to un-create Elkan... :mrgreen:
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bricks
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#4 Post by bricks »

NO! YOU CAN'T! NO GOING THERE! YOU... I... YOU MUST NOT GO THERE!
THIS CAN NOT BE AVOIDED! I MUST STOP IT! PLEASE DONT!
I MUST KILL MYSELF TO PROTECT MYSELF!

:lol:
Sorry about all the parentheses (sometimes I like to clarify things).
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Elkan
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#5 Post by Elkan »

How does a Chronomancer keep up to date with the forums?

He casts "See the Threads"
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Elkan
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#6 Post by Elkan »

"So rob, why did you decide become a paradox mage"
"Revenge."
"Revenge?"
Yeah revenge, a temporal elemental killed my mother the day before I was born
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martinuzz
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#7 Post by martinuzz »

A Paradox mage is sitting at a bar, with his past self and his future self.
They engage in a drinking contest.
Before too long, the Paradox mage has won, by drinking so much that he has forgotten his past self, and finds his future self fast asleep, hugging a toilet.
He goes to the barkeep to pay. Says the barkeep: "It's about time".
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Miruko
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#8 Post by Miruko »

a paradox mage must have a friend with him, as stated in http://kirsten-tv.com/wp-content/upload ... ho-pic.jpg
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Elkan
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#9 Post by Elkan »

Did you hear about the dyslexic temporal warden? he cast celerity and then never spoke to a woman again.
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Elkan
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#10 Post by Elkan »

A rogue walks into McDonalds

"Can I take your order please?"
"I'd Like a McFlurryFlurryFlurryFlurry...."
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jotwebe
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Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....

#11 Post by jotwebe »

Elkan wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic temporal warden? he cast celerity and then never spoke to a woman again.
Sure I heard about him, but the way I heard it, he instantly became wildly famous and aquired a huge menagerie of fangirls...
Ghoul never existed, this never happened!
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