YAVP: Thalore Wyrmic - 1.3 Insane/Roguelike
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:58 pm
Tired of steamrolling the game with Archmages? Want to stand out from your peers who are all trying out the new chronomancer classes? Well look no further, because the new OP has been sitting in your character creation screen this whole time! Introducing the new 1.3 Wyrmic, with Ice Wallâ„¢ technology!
Now I know what you're thinking. Wyrmics? Aren't they ranked among the worst classes in the game? Well hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen. This isn't your dad's wyrmic. This is the new 1.3 Wyrmic with Ice Wallâ„¢ technology! So what's so great about Ice Wall? The description is actually a tad misleading. Ice Wall doesn't just block projectiles and movement, it blocks everything. It's effectively the same as Stone Wall, except you can see (but not target) what's on the other side. Oh, and it has a cooldown that's shorter than its duration.
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That means you can take anything off of cooldown in complete safety. Things like, I don't know, Cauterize. Hey, you know how Timeless + Draconic Will was nerfed because it let you be immune to status effects at all times? Ice Wall + Draconic Will does that now. You know how Heroism and Leaves' Tide are really good, but they have a lot of downtime? Not with Ice Wall.
"Hmm," you think aloud, as you ponder the implications. "Well, being immune to both damage and status effects sounds pretty nice, but you need damage too." Not to worry my friend, Ice Wall does that too. Have you ever wanted to clear the Room of Death by mashing a single button while never taking any damage? Ice Wall can do that. Nasty High Peak stair guardian hitting you for 7k every 6 turns? Let Ice Wall kill it while you read a magazine.
"But wait," you object. "You can't just stack Ice Walls forever; you'll run out of space!" That's a good point, and that's why each and every order of Ice Wall comes with Burrow! Throw that rusty old pick in the trash and make room-- the fun way! Whenever your back is against the wall, just Burrow backwards to create a new tile on which to set up your Ice Wall. And now, for a limited time only, we'll make it instant cast! But wait, there's more! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in Lightning Speed, absolutely free! Forget about shopping for movement infusions, Lightning Speed is guaranteed at level 1. It also comes with a cool shader that'll make it impossible to see what's going on, which is just fine because with Ice Wall you don't care!
Call 1-800-ICE-WALL and get your brand new Wyrmic today!*
*Terms and conditions apply. Damage output not guaranteed to be adequate against 110% resist all. Orcs with Recovery may use Pride of the Orcs to clear Healing Nexus, resulting in a long and arduous fight. The Untouchable not included. Also, Paradox Mages are admittedly pretty cool. I swear this started out as a normal YAVP until things got... weird.
Now I know what you're thinking. Wyrmics? Aren't they ranked among the worst classes in the game? Well hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen. This isn't your dad's wyrmic. This is the new 1.3 Wyrmic with Ice Wallâ„¢ technology! So what's so great about Ice Wall? The description is actually a tad misleading. Ice Wall doesn't just block projectiles and movement, it blocks everything. It's effectively the same as Stone Wall, except you can see (but not target) what's on the other side. Oh, and it has a cooldown that's shorter than its duration.
...
That means you can take anything off of cooldown in complete safety. Things like, I don't know, Cauterize. Hey, you know how Timeless + Draconic Will was nerfed because it let you be immune to status effects at all times? Ice Wall + Draconic Will does that now. You know how Heroism and Leaves' Tide are really good, but they have a lot of downtime? Not with Ice Wall.
"Hmm," you think aloud, as you ponder the implications. "Well, being immune to both damage and status effects sounds pretty nice, but you need damage too." Not to worry my friend, Ice Wall does that too. Have you ever wanted to clear the Room of Death by mashing a single button while never taking any damage? Ice Wall can do that. Nasty High Peak stair guardian hitting you for 7k every 6 turns? Let Ice Wall kill it while you read a magazine.
"But wait," you object. "You can't just stack Ice Walls forever; you'll run out of space!" That's a good point, and that's why each and every order of Ice Wall comes with Burrow! Throw that rusty old pick in the trash and make room-- the fun way! Whenever your back is against the wall, just Burrow backwards to create a new tile on which to set up your Ice Wall. And now, for a limited time only, we'll make it instant cast! But wait, there's more! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in Lightning Speed, absolutely free! Forget about shopping for movement infusions, Lightning Speed is guaranteed at level 1. It also comes with a cool shader that'll make it impossible to see what's going on, which is just fine because with Ice Wall you don't care!
Call 1-800-ICE-WALL and get your brand new Wyrmic today!*
*Terms and conditions apply. Damage output not guaranteed to be adequate against 110% resist all. Orcs with Recovery may use Pride of the Orcs to clear Healing Nexus, resulting in a long and arduous fight. The Untouchable not included. Also, Paradox Mages are admittedly pretty cool. I swear this started out as a normal YAVP until things got... weird.