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How to beat TOME in four simple steps

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:44 pm
by vanfanel
After losing my latest character, the way forward at last became clear to me: I could have won anytime I liked, by simply following the four easy steps below:

-Select folder.
-Delete.
-Confirm.
-Empty recycle bin.

WINNER!!! You have destroyed Maj'Eyal and the Eastern Continent, along with all the enemies they contained.

ACHIEVEMENT: "A Strange Game; The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play"

You find: Your evenings.
Your life.
That sock that disappeared last week. (It is part of a set of items.)

Accepted quest: "Clean Your Apartment"
Accepted quest: "Get Caught Up on Errands"
Accepted quest: "Finish Your Creative Projects"
Accepted quest: "Socialize!"

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In all seriousness, it's been fun and I'm very grateful to have been able to play such an amazing game. Problem is, I have a hard time quitting once I start, and that takes too much time away from the other things I need and want to be doing. I'd determined that regardless of outcome, this last character was going to be it for me. It was (for me) a good run, though my character died fighting the much-stronger-than-anticipated Grand Corruptor at level 31, and didn't even make it to the East.

Maybe it's better this way -- to end on a personal high note, but without coming so close to the end as to be left thinking the outcome would have been any different "next time."

Re: How to beat TOME in four simple steps

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:57 pm
by darkgod
Farewell, and you'll be back :)

Re: How to beat TOME in four simple steps

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:05 pm
by snoop
darkgod wrote:Farewell, and you'll be back :)
From my experience this is very true! TOME is a game you can come back to, it doesn't get outdated and at the same time it's still developing. I've gone through at least a couple cycles of playing a lot, leave it, come back and see what's changed, get sucked in again, finally WIN! etc. Someday, say in a year or so, you'll be bored, you'll say, "Hey, I wonder what's going on with TOME? Oh, orc campaign? Steampunk? Do tell..." ;)

Re: How to beat TOME in four simple steps

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:42 pm
by achoice
darkgod wrote:Farewell, and you'll be back :)
True true. I've been coming back to rogelike every second or third year or so - since I started some 20 years ago... Once bitten, the @ will lurk back in your mind and some time - when you are bored - it will lure you back...

Re: How to beat TOME in four simple steps

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:06 pm
by sehnsucht
I have also left TOME.

I'll return when I kill heroic Garrosh Hellscream

Re: How to beat TOME in four simple steps

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:04 pm
by darkgod
Garrosh is a wussie, Basic Campfire for Warchief ! :3

Re: How to beat TOME in four simple steps

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:17 pm
by Sooty
I haven't played for nearly half a year and yet I still keep checking back in wait of a new patch...