ToME: the Tales of Maj'Eyal

We all know of the Yeeks and their weird mind-rapey ways. And their horrendous but hilarious sprite. What ToME really needs is an option to commit genocide on these furred menaces. Not only are they physically week and want to brainwash everyone (mind rape!) but they are Eyal's furries! THEY ARE FURRY! So obviously we need to take the only rationale step possible and massacre all of them. No mercy, no hope, nothing but pain and death. That is all we shall make the furries feel, for they deserve far worse but we are not degenerates like the Mal'Rokka. (lul demons suck)

dude don't bring the malrokka into this they're cool guys

Pull another Halfling on them, please.

That's not what "furry" means.

Also this whole thing is basically calling someone an asshole and writing stories about how you'd be a bigger asshole than them

Sheila wrote:That's not what "furry" means.

Also this whole thing is basically calling someone an asshole and writing stories about how you'd be a bigger asshole than them

I disagree, the yeeks are simply an unworthy race to be a part of Eyal. Also they destroy everyone's cultures and identities if you win as one. How is that not super evil?

Sorry, fate itself won't let the yeeks be wiped out. You'd know this if you turned in all the yeti tissue in embers of rage.

Number43 wrote:Sorry, fate itself won't let the yeeks be wiped out. You'd know this if you turned in all the yeti tissue in embers of rage.

Fate is no match for murderhobos

I guess the closest you can get is to roleplay a Yeek who revolts against the Way. Preferably a Demonologist. Never learn any Yeek racials and slay everyone in your hometown. Help Subject Z defeat the Wayist.

Oh siding with subject Z would be an interesting alternative actually hum

assumind you actually can side with him, and not just get a meaningless window like you did with the orc and anorithil.

other than that...


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

I'd like to see it just so I could ask what subject Z's deal was.

the 5000 year old thing is probably just some chronomancy or sher'tul farportal maggufin, no I wanna know why he'd stay in that pit that long after getting freedom.
only reason I can think of is to keep the yeeks from getting back to maj'eyal, and even then theres the question of why he's determined enough to spend thousands of years in a pit staring at a slowly growing pile of dead wayists.

When I am a Yeek I always give all the halflings free swimming lessons

actually yeah kill all the yeeks thanks