ToME: the Tales of Maj'Eyal

When minions explode horribly from going outside of your sustain radius it might be nice for them to have a 10% chance to say (in a speech bubble) a little departing message chosen randomly of the following:

"Noooooo!"
"Save me, Master, save meeee---"
"Aaaauuuggghhh!"
"Did I do good?"
"Bwuh? Nwaaah!"
"Why, Master, whyyyyy---?"
"I thought you loved me! I thought-"
"For Master's glory!"
"Bye... bye...."
"We love you, Master!"
"EeeeeeeaaaAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
"The pain, the PAAAAAIN!"
"Please, no, nooo--"
"Unlife no more for this dead matter, the time comes for my flesh to splatter."
"You gave back life, you gave back dreams, but now I'm bursting at the seams..."
"Remember meeeee!"
"My tummy hurts..."
"Whu..?"
"Ahahahahaha!"
"Me go boom, me go BOOM!"

(20 messages with 10% chance of a message means you'd have to splatter 200 minions on average to see the same message twice - hopefully that wouldn't get too repetitive)

"Grave circumstances, Master...."
"I see the light.. I see, oh.. just a wisp...."
"Master, wait... I thought I saw a....Master? .."
"I'm not.. so sure my spine is supposed to bend this way...."
"I told you I could Dash 100 yards and back in time! You owe me 10 gol...."

Ahahahahah

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