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Bill really gets around...
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:30 am
by kingvictory2003
Ancient elven ruins, ruined dungeon, sandworm lair, you name it, and Bill has dropped off a copy of his poetry. Is he going for a Pulitzer or something?
How about toning the drop rate down?
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:47 am
by Grey
I'd say the club and poetry should be localised to the trollshaws only.
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:24 am
by kingvictory2003
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:12 am
by Sirrocco
Finding the club for sale for 5 gold in Bree is also somewhat entertaining.
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:18 pm
by greycat
I didn't assume that the author of the troll poem was Bill. I figured it was some other troll.
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:09 pm
by Elkan
greycat wrote:I didn't assume that the author of the troll poem was Bill. I figured it was some other troll.
Troll's are really not the most imaginative people around, this poem has probably been around five thousand years, sung by every troll to his kids (even getting the verses in the right order after a few goes!) and being their equivalent to shakespear
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:10 pm
by Dranwin
Elkan wrote:greycat wrote:I didn't assume that the author of the troll poem was Bill. I figured it was some other troll.
Troll's are really not the most imaginative people around, this poem has probably been around five thousand years, sung by every troll to his kids (even getting the verses in the right order after a few goes!) and being their equivalent to shakespear
To smash, or not to smash that is the question.
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:25 pm
by greycat
'Tis a question with only one answer, though.
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:26 pm
by Elkan
A club! A club, My trollshaws for a Club!
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:14 pm
by Grey
Elves, halflings, thronesmen, lend me your grub! (Or I'll club you and eat you anyway.)
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:59 pm
by Elkan
Grey wrote:Elves, halflings, thronesmen, lend me your grub! (Or I'll club you and eat you anyway.)
Elves, halflings, thronesmen, lend me your ears!.... Am Making Necklace!
Re: Bill really gets around...
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:05 am
by Ataraxzy
I always thought the Trollish (Trollac? Trollian?) Shakespear sounded more like this:
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I will eat, will eat one whole Goat!
I will eat, will eat one whole Boat!
I do so like them Dwarf You Are,
I do so like Green Jellies and Human!
- The Great Trollac Poet, Teddy Guyswill