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Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:12 pm
by Elkan
Two Chronomancers* are standing in a field.....
One looks up, points and says "hey, is.. is that a * HARBOR* falling out of the sky?"
The other looks up, squints and replies "no... that's just a para-docks"
*Who are both the same chronomancer, go figure...
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:09 pm
by Zonk
*groans*
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:42 pm
by Hedrachi
Please let this joke spawn an anomaly to un-create Elkan...
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:47 pm
by bricks
NO! YOU CAN'T! NO GOING THERE! YOU... I... YOU MUST NOT GO THERE!
THIS CAN NOT BE AVOIDED! I MUST STOP IT! PLEASE DONT!
I MUST KILL MYSELF TO PROTECT MYSELF!
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:53 pm
by Elkan
How does a Chronomancer keep up to date with the forums?
He casts "See the Threads"
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:06 am
by Elkan
"So rob, why did you decide become a paradox mage"
"Revenge."
"Revenge?"
Yeah revenge, a temporal elemental killed my mother the day before I was born
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:49 am
by martinuzz
A Paradox mage is sitting at a bar, with his past self and his future self.
They engage in a drinking contest.
Before too long, the Paradox mage has won, by drinking so much that he has forgotten his past self, and finds his future self fast asleep, hugging a toilet.
He goes to the barkeep to pay. Says the barkeep: "It's about time".
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:58 am
by Miruko
a paradox mage must have a friend with him, as stated in
http://kirsten-tv.com/wp-content/upload ... ho-pic.jpg
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:18 pm
by Elkan
Did you hear about the dyslexic temporal warden? he cast celerity and then never spoke to a woman again.
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:41 pm
by Elkan
A rogue walks into McDonalds
"Can I take your order please?"
"I'd Like a McFlurryFlurryFlurryFlurry...."
Re: Two Chronomancers are standing in a field.....
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:58 pm
by jotwebe
Elkan wrote:Did you hear about the dyslexic temporal warden? he cast celerity and then never spoke to a woman again.
Sure I heard about him, but the way
I heard it, he instantly became wildly famous and aquired a huge menagerie of fangirls...
