I tell her how I totally rocked the charred scar.
"I have heard about that; good men lost their lives for this. I hope it was worth it."
"Sure," I say, "they delayed the orcs so that I could get to the heart of the volcano."
This is not quite true. What in fact happened was that I first went in the wrong direction, then the paladins got into fights with my undead, so I had to kill everybody before heading in the right direction. I love how the game turned my char into a smug-faced liar
