However ... Claire the Elf just managed to see off Rak'shor - mind, getting back out again was something from the film 'Warriors' - and then like a good girl went off on the mission she was given. The swirly bloke was being attacked by an assassin, so she decided to help out. Twang went the bow, and clever-clogs swirly bloke stepped in the way of a sharp dragonbone product. Does he pull it out of his backside and apologise for being careless ? ...
... no, he takes it very personally. Not only that, but he gets straight on the phone to Head Office, and when Claire heads off back to the hole in the wall, she's MARTYRED by Aeryfeatures Swirly Person. So let's see - you go off and kill more orcs than there are atoms in the universe, then one accidental bit of collateral damage and you're totally off the Christmas List.
Baldersnickles !
