Randart braggarts

[Mankeli]

Figured. It'd be too possible to stack up a lot of when carried to gain impossible stats.

Then again, it'd be fun to see totally useless when carried effects. For instance, +50 Flavor for when a monster inevitably eats your corpse, or 10% bonus to Morality, so you can feel extra good about murdering people.

I love it when people first get offended over some stupid artifact name and after that they will tell you how "you can feel extra good about murdering people".

Your daily dose of logic, folks.

[LordKarasuman]

People are free to be offended by what they wish. People should also be free to find anything humorous, for comedians have stretched the boundaries of what can be comedic since time immemorial. And that's really all I'll say about that.

[cctobias]

I stand by my original response. You all should put more points in Thick Skin.

More on topic, has anyone ever gotten a "When carried" effect on a randart? That'd be a fun thing to stack up in the Item Vault.

I don't think that can happen.

It's simple. When someone says that something you did offends them, you tell them that their opinion offends you and that they should apologize to you. If you are the first to ask for an apology then you automatically win.

[Thomas]

Let's get this thread back on track

My MR winner has a bunch of completely ridiculous randarts. Check them out

[Red]

Wait-you have Mercy twice? How the hell does that happen? And how much damage did they deal against a boss low on health?

[Thomas]

Killing blow on Elandar (GWF Flurry.. 12 hits) totaled 120k I think :p

edit: to answer your first question... excessive vault abuse ^^ (it's madness on a melee hero, was basically necessary)